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The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em Episode 2

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*It was another good day at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida. The Qittaswell Sisters belly dance troupe was ready to do another episode of their comedy game show at the New Nickelodeon Studios in the park.*

Whitniam, Jessmine, Calina, Fatima, Shinicia, Kiara, Arianna, Alilah, Caromina, Cassam, Malshiam, and Amira: (each holding portable microphones) Hi, we're the Qittaswell Sisters!

Kiara: And, today on "The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em," we're gonna do a little matchmaking, and see if anyone would be gullible enough to try and pick a quarter glued onto the boardwalk.

Shinicia: And, maybe we'll see someone get into the Pie Caravan, so don't miss it! ;)

*Then, the show's intro plays showcasing the Qittaswell Sisters belly dancing and doing silly stunts for the show set to funky-sounding Arabic music. Once the intro was finished, the girls return to the set to a standing ovation from the studio audience.*

Malshiam: :giggle: Today, folks, we're gonna play the "Dating Game" here, and see if anyone is willing to go on a romantic date with any our eligible bachelors. ;)

Kiara: That's right, Malshiam. So, we'll need a young woman, probably in her teens or mid to late twenties, who's willing to go on such a date? Alilah?

Alilah: You got it! (goes up to the studio audience to find a suitable contestant) Okay, any young women willing to play our little dating game? ;)

*Then, a young female Calico cat with long, black hair wearing a heart belly shirt and blue jeans raises her paw among the others who volunteered.*

Alilah: (spotting her) Ah, looks like we got a volunteer. And, you are? (holds microphone to her)

???: Callie.

Alilah: Come right this way, Callie. (takes Callie, and brings her to the stage)

Shinicia: So, Callie. Why are willing to do this?

Callie: 'Cause I watch you every day on Nick, and I like you girls. ^^

Calina: Aw, that's real sweet. :blush:

Kiara: Okay, Callie. (shows her three colorful curtains) We have three curtains right here, and whichever one you pick, you'll have to go on a romantic date with for the remainder of the show. Whaddaya say?

Callie: (hesistant) Uh, okay. ^^;

Arianna: Very well, then. Which curtain will it be?

Callie: Uh..... (hesistantly makes a choice) Two!

Kiara: Okay. :D You wanna see what you DIDN'T pick?

Callie: :nod:

Kiara: Alright, let's see what's behind Curtain #3. ;)

*Whitniam pulls the rope on Curtain #3, and as it opens, an old looking flamingo priest dressed in a black robe with a violet cross sash on his shoulders and a black hat with grey mutton chops with black highlights comes out reciting a prayer from his prayer book.*

Kiara: Oh, boy. An exorcist. That wouldn't make for a good date. :B

Flamingo: (continues praying) You girls are heathen sirens.

Shinicia: (confused) I'm sure that was insult, but I don't know.

Kiara: Now, let's see what's behind Curtain #1.

*Amira pulls the rope on Curtain #1, and out comes a big, burly elephant in a grey leisure suit with a brass knuckle on his trunk and a gold chain necklace around his neck.*

Kiara: Oh, boy. It's a bouncer. :O

Elephant: (approaching Cassam) If I ever see you around my night club in Manhattan again, I'll break your arms. :stinkeye:

Cassam: :fear:

Kiara: Now, are you glad you didn't pick those two?

Callie: :nod:

Kiara: You wanna see what you DID pick?

Callie: (gulps)

Kiara: Okay, Jessmine! Show her who she's going on a romantic date with?

*As Jessmine pulls the rope Curtain #2, a big, muscular polar bear with a crazed look on his face dressed in a hockey player's uniform complete with face mask, gloves, jersey, hockey stick, and roller blades, comes skating out, and towards the girls.*

Kiara: Holy smokes!!! It's a deranged hockey player! You'll be spending the rest of the show at Universal Studios, Florida with a deranged hockey player!

Polar Bear: (approaching Callie) Hey, hot stuff! Ready to paint the town red. With BLOOD? ;)

Callie: (having second thoughts)

Kiara: (giving Callie an alternative) But, there's an alternative: you can go through with this crazy date, OR we can give you a token to go to the Wall Bazaar after the show, and you can send one of us to take your place on the date. ^^ Whaddaya say?

Callie: (thinks about it for a while, and finally makes a decision) I'll take the token... (points at Fatima) And send Four-Eyes to go on the date in my place.

Fatima: Me? But, why?

Callie: You seem the most scared out of you all. ;)

Other Qittaswell Sisters: :rofl:

Kiara: Okay. (gives Callie the token) You can go back to your seat, and Fatima, YOU'LL be goin' on a date with our crazy hockey player.

Fatima: :/

Polar Bear: Oh, yeah! This'll be a great date!

Fatima: (screaming as she gets carried away by the polar bear)

Audience: (laughing)

Kiara: (regaining composure) Okay, show off hands! Who here has played musical chairs before?

*A lot of people stick their hands in the air.*

Kiara: I thought so.

Whitniam: However, we've put our own Arabian spin on it, which we call "Musical Spitting Cobras." ;) Now, we'll need eight lucky contestants to play this game with us. Any takers?

*Then, Calina, Jessmine, Amira, and Malshiam head into the studio audience as Kiara, Alilah, Whitniam, and Arianna arrange some Arabian sitting pillows in a circle on the stage. The contestants the girls picked out were another male polar bear, a young Snowy owl boy, a female monitor lizard, a young wolverine boy, an old female scorpion, a male teenage barracuda, a female teenage bat, an a middle-aged male crocodile, and were seated on the pillows.*

Kiara: Okay, we got our contestants. Now, the rules of this game are very simple. We're gonna play our theme song, and you'll be passing around a spitting cobra to each other counter-clockwise. But, don't worry. These aren't real snakes. They're just animatronic snakes filled with whipped cream, and once the music stops, they'll squirt the cream in your face. When that happens, you're out. Last one remaining gets a token for the Wall Bazaar at the end of the show. All clear?

Contestants: Yes, ma'am.

Alilah: Great! Okay, Shinicia, bring out the snakes!

*Then, Shinicia, Cassam and Caromina bring out some jars filled with the cream-filled cobras they'll be using. They place them down in front of Kiara and the others, and Arianna takes one out, and gives it to the Snowy owl boy.*

Arianna: (holding her mike to him) And, what's your name, kid?

???: Harry.

Arianna: Okay, Harry. You're gonna be passing the cobra to this nice young man (points at the crocodile), and he'll pass it to her (points at the bat), and so on. Got it?

Harry: :nod:

Kiara: Great. (pulls out a boom box) Start passing once I start the music. On your mark... get set... (turns on the music) GO!

*Then, Harry passes the cobra to the crocodile, and they continue passing it around in a counterclockwise motion while the Qittaswell Sisters' theme song plays. After a few passes, Kiara stops the music, and the cobra spits whipped cream in the wolverine's face.*

Cassam: Oh, tough luck, kid. (escorts the wolverine back to his seat) Maybe next time. ;)

Shinicia: (gives the monitor lizard another cobra) Here's another cobra.

Kiara: Everyone ready? Let's start the music! (turns on the music)

*Then, the contestants start passing the cobra around again, and after a while, the music stops, and it spits right in the barracuda's face.*

Jessmine: We got another victim. (escorts the barracuda back to his seat)

Whitniam: (giving the scorpion another cobra)

Kiara: Okay. Here we go! (starts the music again)

*Then, the contestants start passing the cobra again, and after a while, the music stops, and the cobra spits in the polar bear's face.*

Amira: It's okay, pal. With that white fur, no one will know you've got whipped cream on your face. (escorts the polar bear back to his seat)

Kiara: (noticing that the crocodile's trembling) This man is trembling, I can tell.

*As Caromina gives Harry another cobra, Kiara starts the music again, and the contestants continue passing the cobra along. Then, as the music stopped, the cobra spits in the bat's face.*

Malshiam: Hey, don't worry. It happens sometimes. (escorts the bat back to her seat)

Alilah: (giving the crocodile another cobra)

Kiara: And, then, there were four. Okay, let's carry on, shall we? (starts the music again)

*The remaining four contestants start passing the cobra along again, and this time, when the music stopped, it spits in the crocodile's face.*

Calina: Don't worry. If it was a real cobra, you would've been in trouble. (escorts the crocodile back to his seat)

Arianna: (giving the scorpion another cobra)

Kiara: Final three! Who's it gonna be? Let's go! (starts the music again)

*The contestants start passing the cobra again, and this time, as the music stopped, the cobra spits in the monitor lizard's face.*

Caromina: So close, but yet, so far. (escorts the lizard back to her seat)

Shinicia: (giving one more cobra to Harry) Down to the last two, folks. It all boils down to this!

Kiara: Alright! Let's determine the winner here!

*Kiara starts the music one more time, as Harry and the scorpion start passing the cobra back and forth to each other. Finally, as the music stops, the cobra spits in Harry's face, and the scorpion wins.*

Kiara: Congratulations, ma'am. (holds her mike to her) And, your name is?

???: Gladys.

Kiara: Well, Gladys. For winning this game of "Musical Spitting Cobras," you win a Qittaswell Token to go to the Wall Bazaar at the end of the show! (gives Gladys a token) Sound cool?

Gladys: Yes, thank you!

*Then, Arianna escorts Harry and Gladys back to their seats.*

Kiara: Now, there was this funny thing that happened... (gets cut off by blaring sirens) Uh-oh! That sound could mean one of two things: either General Guar has returned to wreck havoc on Petropolis, or it's time for the Qittaswell 52!

Audience: (cheering)

Kiara: Now, here's how it works: The first 52 members of our studio audience who came into our studio were given a number ranging from 1 to 52. Now, we're gonna call one of those numbers, and whoever has it will come down to pick between what's behind this curtain (shows everyone a curtain) or go to the Pie Caravan. Shinicia, start the roulette!

Shinicia: You got it! (starts turning the Qittaswell 52 Roulette for seven or eight revolutions, and suddenly stops) Alright, let's see who we got. (opens up the roulette, sticks her paw inside, and pulls out a random number) Number 19! Who's got Number 19!

Male Rat: I DO!!!

Shinicia: Then, c'mon down! :D

*Then, a male brown rat comes down to the set, and confronts the girls.*

Kiara: Congratulations, sir! And, you are...?

Male Rat: Melvin.

Kiara: Okay, Melvin. Since you're our lucky winner, you get to choose between taking what's behind that curtain, or going to the Pie Caravan. Now, behind that curtain is a fabulous prize, like a boat, or a video game system, or a vacation for you and your family! But, there might be a TUFF villain behind that curtain instead, and if so, you get nothing. So you either choose the curtain, and hope for the best, or wimp out, and go for the Pie Caravan.

Melvin: (thinking about it, and finally coming to a conclusion) I'd rather not take that chance, and go for the Pie Caravan. Besides, it's not a day at Nick Studios without getting pied in the face, am I right?

Alilah: You got THAT right. And, personally, I'm glad you chose the Pie Caravan, 'cause if you chose the curtain, this is what you'll end up with.

*Malshiam pulls the rope, opening the curtain to reveal the Chameleon pacing in his cell at Albatrazz Prison.*

Kiara: It's the Chameleon! Recorded at his cell at Albatrazz Prison near Petropolis, California. If you chose him, you would've gotten nothing!

Chameleon: Don't I get something for getting on your silly show? A little constellation prize, maybe?

Kiara: Sorry, Chameleon. But, no.

Chameleon: Darn!

Kiara: Okay, folks! As Jessmine and Calina get Melvin strapped into the Pie Caravan, how many pies should we give him? 1, 2, 3, or 4?

Audience: FOUR!!!!

Kiara: Thought so. Okay, is he strapped in?

Jessmine: (finishes tightening the straps on Melvin) Yes, ma'am!

Kiara: Great! Let's give it to him! On 3! 1...2...3!!!

*Then, Jessmine pulls the cord, and 4 pies fly into Melvin's face.*

Melvin: (laughing with joy)

Kiara: Someone's definitely happy! Now, we're gonna take a quick commercial break, but when we come back, we'll check up on Fatima and her date with a deranged hockey player, and see if people are gullible enough to pick up a coin that's glued to the floor. So, stick around! You won't wanna miss this.

*Then, the show fades to black for the commercial break. Before it did so, there was a bumper for the Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em.*

Bumper Announcer: The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em will be right back, so be sure to shimmy on back here!

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Bumper Announcer: Grab your turban, and get on your flying carpet! The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em is back!

*The show fades back in after the break, and the girls were sitting on a few seat pillows in a relaxed position.*

Kiara: Welcome back, folks! Let's check up on Fatima's nightmare date, shall we?

*We cut to a video of Fatima and the deranged hockey player having a "romantic" dinner at Lombard's Landing seafood restaurant at Universal Studios. The hockey player was eating his seafood medley like a barbarian, while Fatima looks on in sheer horror.*

Fatima: Oh, Kiara. This is awful! I can't believe I'm being seen in public with such a rude beast.

Polar Bear: (wiping the juices off his chin with his sleeve) Ya sure you don't wanna some of this? It's delicious! :D

Fatima: Uh, no thanks. I just had an apple on my way to the studio. ^^;

Polar Bear: Suit yourself. (continues eating)

Fatima: :fear:

*Back in the studio, Alilah approaches Kiara with a couple of quarters while Amira follows with a bucket of glue.*

Alilah: Now, it's common knowledge that whenever somebody sees a piece of spare change lying on the sidewalk or on a boardwalk, they tend to pick it up without any hesistation.

Kiara: (noticing the glue) Where are you girls goin' with this? :-?

Amira: Well, boss. Alilah and I thought it would be pretty funny if we glued a quarter to the surface, and see if anybody tries with all their might to pick it up. ;P

Kiara: Oh. Well, may we see a demonstration?

Alilah: Sure thing.

*Then, Arianna lays out a piece of a sidewalk on the floor of the studio, Amira brushes a bit of glue on it, and Alilah places a quarter on the glue.*

Amira: (in a sing-songy voice) :music: Oh, Cassam! :music:

Cassam: Yeah? (notices the quarter on the sidewalk) IT'S MIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :squee: (leaps onto the quarter, and tries to pick it up, only to struggle to get it up) Hey! What gives? I can't it up!

Alilah, Amira, and Arianna: GOTCHA! ;P

Cassam: Oh, you little sneaks! :X You'll be hearing from my lawyers, soon!

Jessmine: Too bad her lawyers are Owl and Bat. :XD:

Alilah: Well, that was just a warm-up. But, when we went to Seaside Heights in New Jersey to get similar results, we were REALLY quite surprised. ;)

Kiara: In fact, we have a video we'd like to show you folks right now. :D

*We then cut to an earlier taping at Seaside Heights in New Jersey, where a disguised Alilah, Amira, and Arianna were setting up their hidden cameras, and getting ready to pull their little prank.*

Kiara: "A few months ago, we set up our hidden cameras on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, New Jersey right outside the Casino Pier Arcade Castle. And, boy, did we get a lot of poor suckers looking to get 25 cents anyway they can. ;) But, let's see how long it actually takes for them to try and get it up?"

*Eventually, the girls got their first victims, a young rhino couple who were taking a stroll, and the male rhino spotted the quarter.*

Male Rhino: Hey, a quarter! (reaches down to pick it up, only to struggle to pick it up) Hey! I can't pick it up! :O

Female Rhino: Try using your horn, honey!

Male Rhino: Why didn't I think of that? :ohmygod: (uses his horn to pry it off, but to no avail)

Kiara: "That's creative. Using his horn to pry it off. But, as the day went on, we saw various other attempts to get that stinkin' quarter off the boardwalk. ;) "

*As the taping went on, we see various other anthros trying to pick up the quarter. A male lobster tries using his claws to cut the quarter free, an older female Black mamba snake tried using her fangs to pry it off, a couple of male dung beetles tried kicking it up like a pile of poo, a male rooster decides to get it up with his beak while his chicken wife props him upside-down, a little Husky pup boy suggested to his mom to use dynamite on it, a male Goliath birdeater tarantula in his mid-30s spun a web on it in hopes of pulling it up, a middle-aged red-eye tree frog used his tongue to pick it up, and a teenage male Red squirrel tried slamming his acorn into it in hopes of it popping out the other side.*

Kiara: " :lol: It's incredible on the incredible lengths people will go to get 25 cents. However, there was this ONE guy who started getting suspicious, and tried to 'uncover' us."

Male Great Horned Owl: (getting suspicious after trying to pick the quarter up) Wait a sec. Am I being punked? (looks around for the hidden cameras) I know there are hidden cameras around here. I just know it!

Alilah: (whispering to Amira and Arianna) Cut the feed! Cut the feed!

*Amira and Arianna did so, and they cut back to the studio in Orlando, Florida where Cassam was still trying her best to get the quarter despite being obviously pranked earlier.*

Malshiam: Still trying to get that quarter, Cassam?

Cassam: (determined) Yes! I don't care if it's a prank! I'm still getting that quarter one way or another!

Arianna: (with a cheeky look in her eye) Well, Cassam. There's one way to get the quarter up. (walks over to the quarter, uses a piece of paper towel soaked in hot water, wets the quarter removing the glue, and easily removing it from the surface) Ta-da!

Audience: (applauding for her)

Cassam: (flabbergasted by what Arianna just did) You mean I could've done THAT, instead of stressing myself to pick it up manually?

Arianna: Well, yeah. Hot water always melts glue.

Cassam: You... are... sick. :| (walks off)

Arianna: Okay........

Kiara: Anywho, now it's time for... The Qittaswell Mailbag! ;)

Jessmine: (comes in carrying a bit bag of mail)

Kiara: We get a LOT of fan mail each day both in your standard envelopes, as well as on Facebeak and our account on deviantArt.com. So, we take some of the good ones, and bring them to Orlando in hopes of acting out your requests.

Shinicia: Let's see what we can fish out! ;)

Alilah: (fishing through the letters, and pulls one out) Here's one! Starman1999 on deviantArt.com asks "If any of you girls were dared to be placed head first into a sleeping bag wearing high heels and a long skirt, would you do it?"

Shinicia: Well, that doesn't sound to difficult. In fact, we have those kinda stuff right here.

*Then, Malshiam, Whitniam, and Caromina come out with the stuff they need to fulfill the request.*

Kiara: Now, relax, Shinicia. (puts the skirt around Shinicia's waist)

Caromina: (putting the shoes on Shinicia's feet)

Shinicia: Okay, I'm ready. ^^

*Then, Malshiam and Whitniam place the sleeping bag over Shinicia's body, with just the long skirt and high heeled shoes showing.*

Kiara: Well, I'm not sure how long she has to be in there, but in the meantime, let's choose another letter.

Alilah: (fishing through the letters, and pulls out another one) Here we go. David Crillis of Linwood, California writes "If Cassam was dared to kiss either an African bullfrog or a marine iguana, which would you make her kiss?" Oh, THIS should be good. ;P

Kiara: Oh, yes! Bring her in, ladies.

*As Arianna and Amira bring Cassam back in, Calina pulls out a tray with a bullfrog and an iguana on top of it.*

Kiara: Cassam, which would you kiss? An African bullfrog or a marine iguana.

Cassam: :O NEITHER!!!!!

Kiara: Bullfrog it is then. ;)

Calina: (picks up the bullfrog, and forces Cassam to kiss it)

Kiara: (forces Cassam to kiss the bullfrog)

Cassam: (kisses the bullfrog, then gets grossed out, and runs off set) :bleh:

Qittaswell Sisters + Audience: :rofl:

Kiara: Anyway, if YOU wanna send a letter to us, and request us to do something, send your letter with your name and address to "The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em" P.O. Box 2377 Orlando, FL 32819. Or, submit your suggestions on our Facebeak and/or Twitter, as well as the comments section of either our deviantArt or YouTube pages. Now, we're gonna take a commercial break, but when we return, we'll probably have time to do one more letter request, and hopefully see the aftermath of Fatima's date with that crazy hockey player. So, don't go anywhere! ;)

*Then, the show fades to black for the next commercial break. Before it did so, there was a bumper for the Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em.*

Bumper Announcer: Hey, be sure to have your magic carpet on standby, 'cause the Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em will be right back!

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Bumper Announcer: You wished for more Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em? Well, your wish has been granted.

*The show fades back in after the break, and the Sisters, with Shinicia still in the sleeping bag, were about to choose another letter.*

Kiara: Welcome back, everyone! I think we have just enough time to do one more letter. How about it, girls?

Alilah: Alright, then. (fishes through the letters, and pulls out one more letter) Here's one more, Kiara. Billy Batson of Fawcett City, Ohio writes "What would you girls do if you were to break up a fight between an exorcist, a deranged hockey player, and a nightclub bouncer?"

Malshiam: Uh-oh! I don't like the sound of that!

*At that moment, Fatima comes running back on set, and was followed by the exorcist, deranged hockey player, and nightclub bouncer from earlier. The hockey player was assaulting the exorcist as he tries to rid him of his inner demons, while the bouncer tries to break it up.*

Shinicia: (not seeing a thing in her sleeping bag) What's happening? :-?

Kiara: I'm guessing your date didn't go to well, huh, Fatima?

Fatima: Not at all, Kiara! :cries: I'd rather go to the Pie Caravan than deal with either of those whackos!

Kiara: Very well, then. And, while Amira and Arianna get you strapped in, Jessmine will take care of the scuffle! (pushes Jessmine towards the scuffle in hopes that she could break it up)

Jessmine: (getting in there) Okay, you three! Break it up, already! We don't want to cause any collateral damage here!

*But, the three maniacs were too busy fighting to listen to her.*

Jessmine: Okay, that's it!!! (starts scuffling with them)

Kiara: (laughing nervously) So, while Jessmine's doing that, why don't we go to the Wall Bazaar?

Whitniam: An excellent suggestion, Kiara! Whoever has Qittaswell Tokens, c'mon down!

*Then, Callie and Gladys come on down to see what they've won.*

Kiara: You ready to see what you've won?

Callie + Gladys: Yeah! :nod:

Kiara: Alright, who's first?

Callie: Me!

Kiara: Alright then. (shows Callie the Wall Bazaar) Which door would you like, young lady?

Callie: Hmmmmmmm. I'll take Door #11.

Kiara: Very well, then. Place your token in the slot, and let's see what you get. ^^

*Callie goes over and places her token in the slot by Door #11. As the door opens, a pair of hands pop out giving her a Qittaswell Sisters pillow case.*

Kiara: Oh, look at this! It's a Qittaswell Sisters pillow case. I'm sure you'll have plenty of good night sleeps with this.

Callie: Oh, thank you so much. ^^

*As Callie happily skips back to her seat, Malshiam leads Gladys to the Wall Bazaar.*

Malshiam: Now, which door would you like, ma'am?

Gladys: Hmmmmm. Door #6.

Malshiam: Very well, then. ^^

*Gladys puts her token in the slot by Door #6, and as it opens, a pair of hands gives her a Qittaswell Sisters pop art display.*

Malshiam: Ah, look at this! A Qittaswell Sisters pop art display. I'm sure you'll find a place to hang this up. ^^

Gladys: Thanks you, girls.

*As Gladys returns to her seat, Amira and Arianna have finished strapping Fatima into the Pie Caravan.*

Arianna: Okay, Kiara! She's all set!

Kiara: Great! Alright, audience! Before we close out, how many pies should we give her? 1, 2, 3, or 4?

Audience: FOUR!!!!

Kiara: Thought so. Okay, on 3! 1... 2... 3!!!!

*Calina pulls on the cord, and four pies get thrown into Fatima's face, completely messing her up.*

Qittaswells + Audience: :lol:

Kiara: (regaining composure) Okay, folks! That's all the time we have for today! But, join us back here next time for more Arabian hijinx on "The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em!" Bye-bye! :wave:

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*As the credits roll, Kiara and the remaining Qittaswell Sisters try to break up the fight between Jessmine, the exorcist, the hockey player, and the bouncer. Then, it cuts to the ending logos.*

Kiara: (voiceover) "The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em was taped in front of a live audience at the New Nickelodeon Studios at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida."

THE END

Hey, guys!


I'm back with another episode of the "Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em," the girls' comedy game show at the New Nickelodeon Studios at my fantasy Universal Studios, Florida.

In this episode,  the girls pick an unlucky female contestant from the studio audience, and they make her go on a "romantic date" with one of their three eligible bachelors: an exorcist, a deranged hockey player, and a bouncer, which is actually based on a playing of "Let's Make a Date" from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" which can be seen right here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZJP6… But, the contestant sends Fiona/Fatima to go in her place, and ends up with a token to go to the Wall Bazaar later on. Afterwards, the girls got eight more contestants to participate in their version of musical chairs, which they appropriately called "Musical Spitting Cobras," where when the music stops, the person holding the animatronic cobra gets spritzed with whipped cream. The winner got a token to go to the Wall Bazaar as well.
But, before they cut to a commercial break, the Qittaswell Sisters present their newest addition to the show, the Qittaswell 52, where the first 52 members of the studio audience who entered the studio have a chance to win a big prize, or go to the Pie Caravan to get decked with pies. After spinning a bingo wheel, one of those contestants gets picked, and comes down to choose between a curtain or the Pie Caravan. Now, behind the curtain could be either a fabulous prize or a villain from the TUFF series. If it's a villain, they get jack squat (a.k.a. nothing!). It's kinda like the Curtain #4 event from the 80s version of "Let's Make A Deal," if you know what I mean. ;)

After the commercial break, the girls partake in a little prank where they glue a coin to a surface, and see if anyone tries to pull it up (which was a suggestion from my mom, believe it or not). Similar to the previous episode, they shot the prank at another location outside of Universal Studios, Florida. The location this time is Seaside Heights, New Jersey. They glued a quarter to the boardwalk wood, and many passers by have tried their darnedest to get it up, only to have one of them be onto their little prank. Uh-oh. :o
Afterwards, the Qittaswell Sisters start reading their fanmail, which is made up of suggestions for stunts the fans would like them to perform. One of those suggestions was to have one of them wearing high heels and a long skirt while being stuffed head first into a sleeping bag (which was suggested by :iconstarman1999: in universe). The next stunt was to have Cassidy/Cassam kiss either a snake or a bullfrog. Even though she chose not to kiss either, the girls forced her to kiss the bullfrog, anyway. I'd feel bad for Cassam if she wasn't such a spoiled brat. ;P

After the next commercial break, they do one more stunt before heading to the Wall Bazaar, which was suggested by Billy Batson from Fawcett City (a.k.a. Captain Marvel a.k.a. Shazam) in hopes of breaking up a fight between the exorcist, deranged hockey player, and bouncer from earlier, again reference to that Whose Line game I linked you guys to earlier. Fatima gets caught in the crossfire, and demands Kitty/Kiara to send her to the Pie Caravan instead. Then, the contestants who won Qittaswell Tokens get their prizes, and we end the episode on another high note. ^^

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Kitty/Kiara belongs to Butch Hartman/Nickelodeon
Billy Batson (referenced) belongs to Warner Bros./DC Comics
Shine/Shinicia belongs to :iconshinewubbortiz2199:
Ariel/Arianna belongs to :iconknightridergirl80:
Allison/Alilah, the Qittaswell Sisters, and the Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em belong to me
Malmsteen/Malshiam belongs to :iconshinragod:
Whitnee/Whitniam belongs to :iconcaseydecker:
Cassidy/Cassam belongs to :iconicartoonfantic:
Jessica/Jessmine belongs to :icondavetoons:
Cali/Calina belongs to :icontheraptorkidx:
Fiona/Fatima belongs to TheMauveStorm
Amber/Amira belongs to LittleDirtyVoodoo
Caroline/Caromina belongs to :iconlokochon2132154:
Universal Studios theme parks belong to Universal Studios
Story belongs to me (with help from :iconshinewubbortiz2199: )

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