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The Qittaswell Sisters Harem Dare 'Em Episode 13

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*It was an appropriately spooky October night at the New Nickelodeon Studios at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida. It was Halloween Horror Nights, the resort's annual Halloween celebration paying tribute to classic and modern horror films. But, at the New Nickelodeon Studios, the Qittaswell Sisters decided to do a much tamer Halloween celebration on their game show. They were all dressed up like mummy belly dancers, but Malshiam is missing, and in her place is one of their part-time members, Sinarim Qittaswell.*

Qittaswell Sisters: (each holding portable microphones) Happy Halloween, everyone! We're the Qittaswell Sisters!

Kiara: And tonight, in honor of Universal Studios' Halloween Horror Nights, we've got a spooktacular show for you all! Joining us tonight are a few studio audience members that have come all this way from the kingdom of Petsylvania! And, they're all sitting in the front row of our studio audience right now, so let's give 'em a big hand, shall we? ;)

*Then, the studio audience applauds for a select couple of monstrous-looking anthros from Petsylvania who have come to Orlando for the Halloween episode.*

Alilah: And, we've got some spooky stunts in store for tonight, as well. Like re-animating your own Frankenstein monster, and even wrapping up your own mummy. ;)

Shinicia: But, first, we have the spookiest guest star coming here tonight. So, don't miss it, or you'll be haunted forever and ever! :evileyes:

*The audience applauds as a spookier version of the show's intro begins playing, with spooky sounds, blood-curdling screams, and unsettling filters. After the intro, Malshiam's substitute, Sinarim, comes on stage to introduce their special guest star.*

Kiara: Now, I'm sure you're all wondering where our sister Malshiam is. Well, unfortunately, she's out sick with pneumonia. Don't worry, she'll be back for the next episode. So, in her place, we have one of our part-time members, Sinarim Qittaswell, filling in for her. So, please, give her a nice round of applause. ^^

*The audience applauds for Sinarim, who was a wolverine/wolf/cat hybrid with blue, spiky hair and was wearing a teal-colored harem outfit with black jewelry. She bows to their applause, and takes center stage.*

Sinarim: Thank you. Thank you. I've only been with the troupe for about a year, and already these girls have welcomed me with open arms. ^^ To be honest, I never thought I'd be good enough for a belly dancing troupe, but here I am, hosting a crazy game show on Nickelodeon. ^^

Whitniam: Well, Sinarim, you've shown us what you can do, and we couldn't be any more proud of you. ^^

Sinarim: Yeah. (turns to the camera) So, Papa, if you're watching this back home, I love you! (blows a kiss to her dad through the camera) But, enough about me! I'm here to introduce to the show our very special guest star for tonight! :D

Kiara: Oh, yes, Sinarim. She's the one responsible for allowing these fine monsters from Petsylvania to appear in the studio audience of our show. And, she's gonna be helping us out in our first stunt, right? ;)

Sinarim: Right! And, what makes her so special is the fact that she's actually the Queen of Petsylvania herself! So, everyone, please give a very dark and sinister round of applaud for Lady Elizabeth Tepes Malmsteen!

*The audience applauds as a flurry of bats carries a young bat woman, who's actually a vampire with long, black hair and purple eyes, wearing a black, bat-like dress, black gloves, black high heel boots, and black lipstick, onto the set, and she greets the Qittaswells with honor and respect.*

Lady Malmsteen: Why hello, darlings. ^^ (hugs Kiara, and kisses her on both cheeks) Thanks for having me on your show, Kiara. :)

Kiara: Our pleasure, milady. And, it's such an honor to have you and your loyal subjects on our show as well. ^^

Lady Malmsteen: Oh, absolutely. Y'see, we've gotten a bad rep lately mainly because of my animosity towards TUFF and their top agent, Kitty Katswell. But, in recent years, the two of us have buried the hatchet, and now we're very good friends. She's even working hard to reassure the good people of Petropolis that we at Petsylvania aren't so bad after all. And, I'm beginning to see true beauty in the world for the first time, and even found love as a result. ^^

Kiara: Well, if Kitty Katswell was right here, right now, she'd tell you how proud she is that you would do that. :thanks:

Lady Malmsteen: Oh, and on a more unrelated note, Halloween is also my birthday. Quite fitting, wouldn't you say? ;)

Alilah: Yeah, I would say so. :XD:

Sinarim: And, you agreed to help us out in our first horrifying stunt for this show, along with the good monsters that are here in attendance tonight, right?

Lady Malmsteen: Right! It's based on one of my favorite past-times: finding dead bodies, and re-animating them to be servants to yours truly. ^^

Whitniam: Like Frankenstein?

Lady Malmsteen: :nod: Now, for this stunt, we'll need four teams of two: one Petsylvanian citizen, and one young kid. ^^ So, who's it gonna be?

Kiara: You heard the bat lady! Who wants to make a monster? ;)

*Then, a couple of audience members, as well as a couple of Petsylvanian citizens, shoot their hands up in the air, and Cassam and Jessmine went into the studio audience to find some lucky contenders. Cassam was able to find four lucky kids: a young mole boy, a young walking stick boy, a young Japanese macaque girl, and a young rattlesnake girl.*

Cassam: Okay, kids! Let's get to know you all more. (turns to the mole) And, who might YOU be, young man? ;)

Mole: Marvin. ^^

Cassam: And, how old are you?

Marvin: Nine.

Cassam: Okay. (turns to the walking stick) And, you are?

Walking Stick: Alex.

Cassam: And, how old are you?

Alex: Eleven. ^^

Cassam: Sweet! (turns to the macaque) And, you are?

Macaque: My name's Julia. ^^

Cassam: And, how old are you?

Macaque: Eight.

Cassam: Alright. (turns to the rattlesnake) And, lastly, we have...

Rattlesnake: Mary. ^^

Cassam: And, how old are you?

Mary: Ten. ^^

Cassam: Okay, great! How're YOU doing, Jessmine?

Jessmine: I did pretty well myself, Jessmine. (shows Cassam the Petsylvanian citizens she chose: a short male Gillman, a female cat mummy, a male vampire ferret, and a female dog ghoul with long, oily black hair) Let's find out who these monsters are, folks. (turns to the Gillman) Who might you be, sir?

Gillman: (burps) Name's Gilbert. ;)

Jessmine: And, what do you do in Petsylvania?

Gilbert: I'm a lifeguard at the kingdom's Black Lagoon. ;)

Jessmine: I see. (turns to the cat mummy) And, you are?

Mummy: Name's Bessy. Short for Bestet. ^^

Jessmine: And, what do YOU do in Petsylvania? ;)

Bessy: I run an antique shop selling Ancient Egyptian relics from my time in Egypt. :)

Jessmine: Sweet. (turns to the ferret) And, you are?

Ferret: I am Nos-Ferret-Tu. ;)

Jessmine: And, what do YOU do?

Nos-Ferret-Tu: I'm a personal scribe for Lady Malmsteen herself. I keep track of all of her personal documents. ^^

Jessmine: I see. (turns to the ghoul) And, lastly, we have...

Ghoul: Ringu Suzuki!

Jessmine: And, what do YOU do?

Ringu: I run a video store in Petsylvania. Those still exist, right?

Jessmine: Uh...

Lady Malmsteen: (starts whispering in Jessmine's ear) I think it's best not to tell her that, though. ^^;

Jessmine: Okay, gotcha! Very well, everyone. If you'll all follow me and Cassam down to the set, if you please. ^^

*Cassam and Jessmine all lead the eight lucky contenders down to the set where they put their first stunt into action.*

Kiara: Okay, we'll be splitting each of you up into four teams of two consisting of one monster and one kid. So, if you all could go around, and stand with your new teammate, if you please. ^^

*Then, everyone starts going around, and they eventually stand with their new teammate. While that's going on, Fatima, Amira, Calina, and Caromina all drag little operation tables onto the set, along with containers full of monster parts. The teams that were assembled were Julia and Gilbert, Alex and Bessy, Mary and Nos-Ferret-Tu, and Marvin and Ringu.*

Kiara: Okay, so here's how the first stunt is gonna go down. When Sinarim gives the signal, all four teams will immediately dig into the containers, and fish out the parts needed to make the monster. Then, they gotta put 'em in the right spot on the operation table. Once they have all the pieces in the right spots, they flick the switch right here (points at the switch next to the operation table). That will charge the monster up. The first team to complete their monster, or the team that's further along in one minute will win tokens to go to the Wall Bazaar at the end of the show. And, the losing team gets condemned to the Pie Caravan. All clear, everyone?

Contestants: :nod:

Shinicia: Alright! Let's put 60 seconds on the clock, please. :)

Editor: (putting 60 seconds on the clock)

Kiara: Okay, Sinarim. Take it away!

Sinarim: You got it! On your mark, get set, GO!!!

*Then, just like that, the four teams began scrambling for monster parts to create their monster like Dr. Frankenstein. Mary and Nos-Ferret-Tu were having a bit of trouble trying to get their pieces together, but Alex and Bessy were cooperating well to get their pieces together. Julia and Gilbert were starting to catch up a bit, with Marvin and Ringu trailing just behind them. As the clock was winding down, Alex and Bessy were able to complete their monster, and charge it up with electricity, handing them victory. Gilbert and Julia were in second place, with Ringu and Marvin in third place. Mary and Nos-Ferret-Tu were in last place, however.*

Kiara: Okay, game's over! Alex and Bessy were able to finish their monster first, so they win the stunt! Julia and Gilbert were almost there. They just were too late to put the head of their monster on. ^^; Marvin and Ringu weren't far behind with only the lower half of the monster and only the right arm. And, Mary and Nos-Ferret-Tu both lost with only... one leg. :B

Alilah: So, congratulations, Alex and Bessy. You both get tokens to go to the Wall Bazaar at the end of the show. ^^ (gives them both tokens to go to the Wall Bazaar)

Alex: Thanks, Alilah.

Bessy: Thank you very much, ma'am.

*As they both receive their tokens, and return to their seats, Whitniam approaches Julia and Gilbert.*

Whitniam: Well, since you two came in second place, we decided to give you both a nice constellation prize. Fatima?

Fatima: Oh, yes! (throws two Qittaswell Sisters T-Shirts at Whitniam)

Whitniam: A Qittaswell Sisters T-Shirt for the both of you! (gives them the T-Shirts)

Gilbert: Thank you very much, madam. ^^

*As Julia and Gilbert return to their seats, Caromina gives Marvin and Ringu two bags of candy.*

Caromina: And, for our third place winners, a bag of Halloween candy for the two of you. Eat them responsibly. ;)

Ringu: Thank you. (gives Caromina a gift card for her video store in return) Here's a gift card for my video store for you, as well. ;)

Caromina: (a little creeped out) Thanks... I think. ^^;

*As Ringu and Marvin return to their seats, Jessmine and Cassam look at Mary and Nos-Ferret-Tu with stern looks.*

Jessmine: We know where YOU two are going. So, if you'll come with us, please.

*Then, the two girls escort Mary and Nos-Ferret-Tu to the Pie Caravan. They decided to put Mary in first, so they strapped her in.*

Kiara: Alright, folks! How many pies should we give her? 1, 2, 3 or 4? ;)

Audience: FOUR!!!!

Jessmine: Sounds like four to me, boss!

Kiara: Alright, then! Get ready, everybody! 3... 2... 1!!!

Cassam: (pulling the cord, causing pies to go flying into Mary's face)

Audience + Qittaswells: (laughing at Mary's expense)

Kiara: (regaining composure, and seeing Shinicia and Arianna pulling out a tray of toilet paper rolls) Hey, ladies! What'cha got there?

Shinicia: Well, boss. Usually around this time of year, a couple of pranksters go around the neighborhood throwing toilet paper onto peoples' properties, completing covering them up. The reasoning behind such behavior is unclear, but at least it's good, crazy fun. ^^

Alilah: I believe they do this the night before Halloween. It's called "Mischief Night." ;)

Arianna: Right! But, TP's not only good for throwing around peoples' houses. It's also good for making a quick and easy mummy costume. Provided that you've got plenty of the stuff, though. ^^

Kiara: Cool! So, why don't we bring our guest star in the center, and you'll show us what we mean? ;)

Shinicia: Fair enough. Lady Malmsteen, could you come in here, please?

Lady Malmsteen: (coming center stage to meet with the ladies) Yes, what would you like?

Arianna: Could you hold still for us? We'd like to demonstrate how to make a mummy out of nothing but toilet paper. ;)

Lady Malmsteen: Oooooooo. This oughta be fun! It's just like the embalming courses that my good servant Nuby took back in Petsylvania. :D

Shinicia: Only THIS time, YOU'LL be the mummy. ;)

Lady Malmsteen: Huh? :-?

Shinicia: (holding up a roll of toilet paper) Now, just relax. (starts wrapping her up in it)

Arianna: (joining in on the fun)

Kiara: :giggle: Okay, while Shinicia and Arianna are making their batty mummy, we wanna know from all of you about the former. So, using your voting pads, choose whether or not you would like to go through with TPing somebody's house around Halloween. If you're daring, and would like to do it, press the A button. However, if you feel like chickening out of the whole thing, press the B button. Start voting now!

*Then, the studio audience begins voting on whether to TP somebody's house or not. After a while, the results came to 37% saying they go through with it, and 63% saying they just back out of it altogether.*

Sinarim: Okay, looks like the results are in! 37% of our studio audience said they would TP someone's house around Halloween, while 63% said they would just back out of it. Wimps.

Kiara: Interesting. Well, not too long ago, we actually asked a few people in Petropolis about using toilet paper around Halloween to mess up somebody's house. So, check out this taping, and you'll see the results. ^^

*We then cut to a taping of the Qittaswell Sisters in a Petropolis suburb getting ready for Halloween. Cassam, Alilah, and Whitniam have set up a stand where they ask anyone passing by how they would feel about TPing other peoples' houses, and whether or not they would do such things. Needless to say, some of the results were quite surprising.*

Kiara: (voiceover) "This may look like a quiet Petropolis suburb getting ready for Halloween, but in a few minutes, we're gonna turn this into a TP-infested wasteland. That is IF we get some lucky takers. Now, we don't promote this kind of juvenile delinquency, but since this is the Halloween season, we decided to make a fun stunt out of this. But, in real life, do NOT try this at home! You might get arrested for it! Anyway, let's see if we get some lucky contenders, shall we? ;)

*After the girls got their stand set up, the first volunteer they got for the stunt was a young male bald eagle.*

Bald Eagle: Hey, aren't you girls the Qittaswell Sisters?

Whitniam: Yes, we are, good sir. We're doing an experiment that involves the infamous TPing of houses on Mischief Night, and we're looking for volunteers to help out. Would you like to try it out? ;)

Bald Eagle: I dunno. What if I get caught?

Alilah: Don't worry. We'll vouch for you. So, whaddaya say? (holds out a roll of toilet paper)

Bald Eagle: (thinking really hard, then coming to a conclusion) Well, okay. This MIGHT be fun. ^^ (takes the roll, and starts to throw it up in the air, where he was having trouble getting it to stay on) Man, this toilet paper's pretty flimsy.

Cassam: Don't worry about it. It just takes a lot of time and practice to get it down. ;) You'll get it!

Bald Eagle: (keeps throwing the paper all over the house) Okay! (suddenly gets smothered by the paper) Oh, darn it! XD

Cassam, Alilah, and Whitniam: :giggle:

Kiara: "Well, like with everything, this kinda stuff takes LOTS of practice. But, he definitely SEEMED to have the spirit, but let's see how these fine folks do with THEIR TP endeavors." ;)

*As the taping went on, the three ladies got some very interesting volunteers for their little stunt. Among the ones who volunteered were two tapir kids who seemed to be experts on TPing peoples houses, given how well they threw the paper around the yard. There were also a couple of dung beetles who tried it out, and failed, but one of them were able to wrap it around the bushes in front of the house. There were also a few stumbles along the way, such as a female barn owl, a female Persian cat, a group of young llama kids, and a middle-aged male octopus. However, a few passers by, such as a teenage male snow leopard, a Guinea fowl mother who stopped her kids from going through with it, and a middle-aged male crab, turned down the offer because they didn't want to risk getting in trouble with the law.*

Crab: Sorry, ladies. I'm gonna have to turn down the offer. I don't wanna risk any potential jail time. ^^;

Alilah: Have it your way, then. ^^ At least you're honest.

Crab: Great. Thanks for the offer, though. :)

*After the crab left, they had one more contender, a young warthog boy who pretty much surpassed the previous contenders by TPing the whole house. Even the Qittaswells were impressed.*

Kiara: "Wow! That's very impressive! I take it this kid's been doin' some TPing before, hasn't he?"

Warthog: That was fun! :aww:

Whitniam: I take it you've done this before? ;)

Warthog: Yeah, a lot with my friends in school. We usually don't mean any harm in the end. ^^

Alilah: Well, THAT'S good. ^^

*As the warthog leaves, Cassam begins to wonder whose house they just TP'd.*

Cassam: Hey, guys. I'm actually starting to wonder, whose house is this, anyway?

Alilah + Whitniam: :nod:

*Then, a small, elderly white dog with big brown curly hair, big glasses, and a blue outfit comes out the front door, and sees her house all covered with toilet paper.*

Peg: What the...? (sees the Qittaswells right on the sidewalk) I knew you harem girls were nothing but trouble!

Alilah: Oh no! It's Peg Puppy! Quick, cut the feed! CUT THE FEED!!!!! (quickly turns the camera off, and runs off with Cassam and Whitniam)

*We cut back to the studio where Shinicia and Arianna were just about finished wrapping Malmsteen up in toilet paper.*

Kiara: Oh, boy. ^^; That was embarrassing. Well, at least we're glad Peg didn't file a lawsuit against the troupe for what just happened.

Shinicia: Hey, boss! We did it! Malmsteen's all wrapped with no place to go! ;)

Kiara: Okay, Shinicia. Let's see. ^^

Shinicia: Bring her in, Arianna!

Arianna: (leading Malmsteen to Kiara, completely wrapped up in toilet paper all the way up to her chin, leaving only her head exposed)

Lady Malmsteen: Wow! Now, I know how a burrito feels. :XD:

Kiara: :lmao: Gee, Elizabeth, even though you're a vampire, you make a pretty good mummy, too. ^^

Bessy: Yeah, your highness! Maybe we can be sarcophagus mates one day. :D

Lady Malmsteen: Zip it, Bessy!

Sinarim: (approaching Kiara) Kiara! Nos-Ferret-Tu's ready for the Pie Caravan!

Kiara: Oh, good! Let's go! (heads to the Pie Caravan with the others, and sees Nos-Ferret-Tu all strapped in)

Nos-Ferret-Tu: I sure hope those pies are garlic free! :worry:

Whitniam: Don't worry. They are! ^^

Kiara: Okay, folks! How many pies should we give him? 1, 2, 3, or 4?

Audience: FOUR!!!!

Bela Lagoosey + Christopher Leech: Definitely four!!!

Sinarim: Sounds like four! ;)

Kiara: Alright! (grabs the cord) Get ready, everyone! 1... 2... 3!!!

*As Kiara pulls the cord, four pies fly into Nos-Ferret-Tu's face, making him a complete mess. Thankfully, there was no garlic in the pies as Whitniam assured him.*

Nos-Ferret-Tu: Awesome! (scowls at Bela and Christopher) But, I might get back at my two "friends" for requesting four, though. ;)

Kiara: Yeah, good luck with that, Nos-Ferret-Tu. ;) Now, listen, we're gonna take a quick break to unwrap Malmsteen, but when we come back, we're gonna have a dad made up so much that even his own kid couldn't recognize him, and we're gonna ask the good people at Universal's Halloween Horror Nights what their favorite horror movie is. So, stick around for it, IF YOU DARE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :evillaugh:

*The audience applauds as the Qittaswells free Malmsteen from her toilet paper cocoon, and the show fades out for the first commercial break.*

Bumper Announcer: The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em will be right back, so keep your camel on standby!






Bumper Announcer: Grab your turban, and get back fast! The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em is back!

*The show fades back in as the Qittaswells have three new Petsylvanian citizens lined up behind three giant slingshots getting ready for their next stunt.*

Kiara: Welcome back, everyone! For our next stunt, we've decided to do a bit of werewolf hunting on our show. Show of hands, how many people here have seen a werewolf movie before?

*A lot of people quickly raised their hands.*

Kiara: A werewolf movie that ISN'T "Twilight: New Moon"? :roll:

*A couple of people lowered their hands.*

Kiara: Well, in those movies, one of the biggest ways to deter a werewolf is to use a silver bullet. ^^

Lady Malmsteen: Yes, Kiara, that's true. But, really, ANYTHING made of silver could work. Silver bullets seem to be the common.

Kiara: Yeah. So, for our next stunt, we have a couple of werewolf heavy bags lined up here. (shows everyone three sets of four werewolf heavy bags lined up on pedestals) What our contestants have to do is load their slingshots with a silver ball, and launch it at the bags. ^^

Shinicia: (demonstrating by loading a silver ball into one of the slingshots, and firing it at one of the bags, knocking it over) We'll go on like that for one minute. Whoever has knocked down all their targets, or whoever's further along when time's up wins. ^^

Kiara: But, before we begin, let's meet our contestants. (goes over to the first Petsylvanian contestant, who a crocodile mummy) Hello, good sir. What's YOUR name?

Crocodile: Sobek, ma'am. ^^

Kiara: And, what do you do in Petsylvania?

Sobek: I work in Bessy's Egyptian antique store with her. ^^

Kiara: Oh, great! (turns to a vampire goose) And, you are?

Bela Lagoosey: Bela Lagoosey, my lady, one of Nos-Ferret-Tu's friends. ^^

Kiara: And, what do you do?

Bela Lagoosey: I am the Lady's personal accountant. :D

Kiara: Very nice. (turns to a young female cat in a green dress) And, lastly, we have?

Cat: Jennifer McDullahan, kind lady.

Kiara: You don't look that monstrous to me. ^^;

Jennifer: (quickly turning into her banshee form) How about now? ;)

Kiara: Yikes! :O Okay, I get it now! Anyway, whoever wins this stunt will get a token to go to the Wall Bazaar at the end of the show, and the loser gets condemned to the Pie Caravan. All clear?

Contestants: :nod:

Kiara: Okay! Let's put 60 seconds on the clock, please. ^^

Editor: (putting 60 seconds on the clock)

Kiara: Thank you. On your mark... get set... GO!!!!!

*On Kiara's signal, the three monsters started firing their slingshots at the werewolves, knocking them over. Sobek was having a bit of trouble with his aiming, but Bela was able to knock over one. Finally, Sobek gets his aiming sight down, and manages to knock one werewolf down. Jennifer, however, was having a bit of trouble with trying to aim, leaving Bela to swoop in, and knock down another werewolf. Then, time was up, and Bela Lagoosey wins with two knocked down.*

Kiara: Okay, time's up! Let's see how well they did!

Alilah: (observing the heavy bags) Hmmmmmm. Well, boss, it seems to me that Jennifer didn't knock down any, Bela knocked down two, and Sobek knocked down one. So, Bela Lagoosey wins! :D

*The audience cheers as Bela celebrates his victory.*

Fatima: Congratulations, Mr. Lagoosey. For your victory, you win a token to go to the Wall Bazaar at the end of the show. ^^ (gives Bela Lagoosey a Qittaswell Token)

Bela Lagoosey: Thank you very much, nice lady. :) (heads back to his seat)

Whitniam: And, Sobek, since you came in second place, we're gonna give you a bag of Halloween candy for your enjoyment. (gives Sobek a bag of Halloween candy for him to enjoy)

Sobek: Thanks, Whitniam. ^^ (heads back to his seat)

Caromina: Alright, Jennifer. If you'll follow me, please. (leads Jennifer to the Pie Caravan, and straps her in) She's all strapped in, boss!

Kiara: Great! So, how many pies should we give her, folks? 1, 2, 3, or 4?

Audience: THREE!!!!

Arianna: Guess it's three this time. ;)

Kiara: Alright, three it is! 1... 2... 3!!!!

Caromina: (pulls the cord, and three pies go flying into Jennifer's face)

Jennifer: (screaming like the banshee she is) Look at me! I'm a mess!

Qittaswells + Audience: (laughing at her expense)

Lady Malmsteen: I must say, Jennifer! That pie looks very good on you! ;)

Jennifer: :roll:

Kiara: Okay, now for our next stunt, we actually brought back someone who was on our show previously. Luckily, he was here in Florida helping create the horrifying beasties for Universal's Halloween Horror Nights, so he decided to share his craft once more for our Halloween show. So, here he is, from the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force, Jake Wolfsbane!

*The audience applauds as Jake Wolfsbane comes on the set, and greets with the Qittaswell Sisters and Lady Malmsteen.*

Alilah: It's nice to have you back on our show again, Jake.

Jake: It's a pleasure to be back, ladies. ^^ I take it you needed my talents for another of your crazy stunts. ;)

Kiara: Bingo! And, we have a member of our studio audience to help us out as well. So, ladies, if you would bring her onto the set, please? ;)

*Then, Jessmine and Caromina escort a young female rhino with blonde hair in a bob down to the set, and sit her down in the Pie Caravan but didn't strap her in yet.*

Sinarim: Hello, ma'am. And, what's your name?

Rhino: Alyssa.

Sinarim: And, how old are you?

Alyssa: I'm 14 years old, and a freshman in high school.

Sinarim: Cool. Now, Alyssa, do you watch any of those movies with big orc characters with gnarly features and carrying huge weapons?

Alyssa: Uh... I think so.

Sinarim: Well, we have three of those things here with us, and we're gonna play a little guessing game with them. ;) Right, Kiara?

Kiara: Right! Earlier today, Jake has made up three male rhinos to look exactly like those orcs you see in movies like "Lord of the Rings." So, let's bring 'em on set, shall we? Jake, if you would.

Jake: My pleasure. C'MON IN, GUYS!!!

*On Jake's signal, three big rhino-like orcs came onto the set. The orange one was carrying a large wooden club with spike studs on the blunt end, and wearing some kind of hide on his shoulders. The light blue one was carrying a trident in both hands, and wearing a bottom half of a shark jaw around his neck. Lastly, the purple one was carrying a large battle axe with a prop of a dead body attached to the blade. All three of them sat down in thrones made of driftwood, bones, and stone.*

Kiara: Ooooooo. Scary!

Shinicia: (looking at the body Orc #3 is carrying) What's that you got there?

Orc #3: A freshly dead body. ;) You want it?

Shinicia: Uh... no thanks. ^^;

Alilah: So, Jake. How long did it take you to make these monstrous beasts? ;)

Jake: Oh, boy! These things took me, at best, four hours.

Lady Malmsteen: I can tell, with all that detail and what not.

Kiara: But, at the very least, it's gonna pay off in the end. ;) So, if you'll step aside, please.

Jake: Gladly. (heads off the set)

Sinarim: Okay, Alyssa. This is where YOU come in! Because what if we told you, right here and now, that one of those big, scary orcs is actually your dad? ;)

Alyssa: (astounded) WHAT? That's impossible!

Whitniam: Oh, it's true. We took your dad, and two other male rhinos, gave them to Jake, and he made them up to look like this. So, what you're gonna have to do is try and guess which one of them is your dad based on the clues that are given to you. Guess correctly, and you get a token to the Wall Bazaar, and your dad gets sent to the Pie Caravan in your place. But, if you're wrong, we're gonna pie you in the Pie Caravan, and your dad gets the token. Understand? ;)

Alyssa: (understanding what Whitniam told her) Okay. Let's do it. ^^

Kiara: Alright. Now, for our first clue, I'm gonna have each one of our orcs growl into the microphone. We'll see if you can recognize your dad from the sound of his voice, okay?

Alyssa: :nod:

Kiara: Okay. ^^ (goes to Orc #1) Now, Orc #1, could you be so kind as to growl into the microphone, please?

Orc #1: (growls into the microphone)

Kiara: Now, Orc #2. (goes to Orc #2) Could you do the same thing, please?

Orc #2: (growls into the microphone like Orc #1)

Kiara: And, finally, Orc #3. (goes to Orc #3) If you would?

Orc #3: (growling just like the others)

Kiara: That'll do it. ^^ So, Alyssa, do you think you can identify your father from that?

Alyssa: (shaking her head) No.

Shinicia: Then, let's move onto the next clue. I'd like all three orcs to get up, and start dancing. ;)

Orcs: :-?

Shinicia: You heard me! Start dancing!

*The orcs just went along with it, and got up and start dancing. After about a few seconds of doing so, they stopped.*

Shinicia: So, Alyssa, based on their movements, can you identify your dad?

Alyssa: Uh.... not really. ^^;

Amira: Then, we might as well move onto our last clue. And, for this, we'll need you to get up from the Pie Caravan, Alyssa.

Alyssa: (getting up from the Pie Caravan, and walking over to the girls)

Kiara: Now, we're gonna have the orcs give you a noogie, and maybe you'll recognize him from the impact of said noogie. Ready?

Alyssa: Okay. ^^

Kiara: Now, go!

*Then, Alyssa goes to the orcs, and gets noogied by each by of them. After they did so, Alyssa goes back to the Pie Caravan.*

Kiara: Okay, now it's the moment of truth! We've given you all the clues you needed, so now it's time to pick which orc is actually your dad. So, which one do you think it is? ;)

Alyssa: Well, Number 1 definitely has a weird sitting position like my dad does, and Number 3 seems to be having a twitch in his left eye just like my dad, but I'm not really sure. ^^;

Lady Malmsteen: So, which is it?

Alyssa: (hesitates) Number 2!!

Lady Malmsteen: Okay! She says it's Number 2.

Kiara: Then, let's check out these "before and after" photos of what these orcs looked like before Jake got a hold of them. Let's start with Orc #1. (shows a "before and after" photo of Orc #1, who had blue eyes and thinning brown hair)

Alyssa: (shaking her head)

Kiara: Nope! That's not it. So, if Orc #2 ISN'T your dad, Alyssa, you're gonna get pied. Now, let's see what Orc #2 looked like before he became an orc. (shows a "before and after" photo of Orc #2, who had blue eyes, but had a black mustache and black hair in a mullet)

Alyssa: (burying her face in her hands in shame)

Kiara: OH!!!! That's not him, is it? ;)

Alyssa: Nope!

Kiara: So, THAT means you're getting pied! Ladies, strap her in! ;)

Caromina + Jessmine: (strapping Alyssa into the Pie Caravan)

Sinarim: So, that also means that Orc #3 is Alyssa's dad. So, let's see what exactly he looks like, shall we? (shows a "before and after" photo of Orc #3, who had blonde hair like Alyssa's, brown eyes, and glasses) And, as an added bonus, we're gonna have your dad launch the pies into your face. So, if you would follow me, good sir. ;)

*Sinarim leads Orc #3 to the cord that's attached to the Pie Caravan.*

Kiara: Okay, sir! What's your real name, and what do you REALLY do?

Orc #3: My name's Brian, and I'm an electrical engineer. ^^

Kiara: Great. Now, what made Alyssa think that you were actually Orc #2? ;)

Brian: I'm not sure, honestly. ^^; I guess she didn't want it to be that easy.

Kiara: Well, we're gonna give you a chance to give your daughter her just desserts. You ready?

Brian: Yeah!

Kiara: Okay, folks! How many pies should we give her? 1, 2, 3, or 4?

Audience: FOUR!!!

Alilah: Sounds like the usual! :D

Kiara: Okay, Brian! You have the honors. ;)

Brian: 1... 2... 3!!! (pulls the cord, and four pies go flying into Alyssa's face) :rofl:

Qittaswells + Audience: (laughing at Alyssa's expense)

Lady Malmsteen: So, how're you feeling, Alyssa?

Alyssa: Messy, but satisfied. ^^

Kiara: And, Brian, since your daughter guessed incorrectly, you get a token for the Wall Bazaar at the end of the show for stumping her. (gives Brian a Qittaswell Token)

Brian: Thanks very much. Now, let's get this stuff off of me.

Amira: Follow me backstage, sir. (leads Brian and the other two "orcs" backstage to have their make-up removed by Jake)

Kiara: Okay, since October is the month of horror and Halloween, many people consider it a great time to watch some horror movies. And, Universal Studios embraces that fact with Halloween Horror Nights, as a tribute to both classic and modern horror films. ^^

Cassam: Aw, c'mon. Horror movies stink. The victims are idiots, the kills are SO fake, and it feels like they're trying to hard to be bloody, sexy, and cuss-filled. Not to mention, they're ALWAYS so predictable. :roll:

Lady Malmsteen: Looks like we got ourselves a little party pooper here, ladies. :grump:

Kiara: Well, earlier this evening, we asked a few park goers what they would like to watch around Halloween, and we got some pretty surprising answers. Here, check out this video we did of it. ^^

*We then cut to a taping at Universal Studios that the girls took earlier that evening, where Halloween Horror Nights was getting underway. There were scary mazes to frighten everyone, Halloween shows featuring classic movies, and people parading around the park dressed like all sorts of ghouls and demons. The Qittaswell Sisters were going around the park asking park-goers what their favorite horror movie is.*

Kiara: (voiceover) "Ah, Halloween Horror Nights, Universal Studios' annual tribute to the horror genre. Each year, people gather around in creepy costumes, and embrace what it feels to be scary and what not. So, earlier this evening, we went around the park asking various park-goers what their favorite horror movie is. And, the answers we got were very interesting to say the least."

Kiara: (holding the camera) Hi, there! What would you say is your horror movie? ;)

Male Duck: My favorite horror movie? (thinks about it) Hmmmmmmmmm. I guess I would have to say... Dracula, starring Bela Lagosi.

Kiara: Dracula starring Bela Lagosi. Okay, cool. ^^ Why do you like that movie so much?

Male Duck: It's just so creepy and atmospheric with its cinematography, and Lagosi gives a great performance in my opinion. ^^

Kiara: Cool. Thanks for your time, good sir. ^^

Male Duck: You're very welcome. :)

Kiara: "Okay, we're off to a good start, now check out these other answers we got." ;)

Male Teenage Coyote: I've always liked the Wolfman, the original starring Lon Chaney, Jr. ^^

Female Teenage Porcupine: Definitely Nightmare on Elm Street from the 80s, starring Robert Englund. :D

Middle-Aged Rooster: I've always liked Ghostbusters. 'Cause bustin' makes me feel good! ;)

Male Corgi: (with a Scottish accent) Even though it's not TECHNICALLY a horror film, per say, but I've always liked Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. :)

Female Teenage Frilled Lizard: Oh, it's gotta be Paranormal Activity! It just feels SO real!

Male Teenage Rabbit: I've always liked Candyman myself.

Kiara: Candyman? That's a pretty obscure choice. :D

Male Teenage Rabbit: Well, I like obscure things myself.

Kiara: "I gotta say it's definitely an interesting choice, for sure." ;)

Alligator Boy: My friends here and I all agree that our favorite horror movie is Steven Spielberg's Gremlins. ^^

Alligator's friends: Yeah!

Kiara: Why Gremlins?

Alligator: It's just so zany and silly! You just gotta leave your brain at the door for it. ;P

Kiara: Okay, I can get by that. ^^

Male Sea Turtle: I've always liked Carrie by Stephen King. That prom scene gets me EVERY time!

Male Middle-Aged Giraffe: My favorite horror film has gotta be Boris Karloff in Frankenstein. ;)

Female Middle-Aged Nautilus: I've always had a liking for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre myself. ^^

Male Pelican: It's gotta be Beetlejuice for me! 'Cause he's the ghost with the most! ;)

Kiara: "Okay, so there were some great choices we got from everyone in the park. But, this one we got from a four-year-old kid really left us in stitches." :XD:

Four Year Old Tiger Boy: My favorite horror movie is "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."

Kiara: No, silly! That's not a horror movie, it's a cartoon special. :XD:

Four Year Old Tiger Boy: Well, mama says I can't watch horror movies until I'm twenty-one, whatever that means. So, Charlie Brown is my favorite horror movie.

Kiara: Okay, if you say so. :XD:

Kiara: "Boy, that kid's got some serious growin' up to do! Cute kid, though." :XD:

*Back at the studio, Cassam wasn't phased in the slightest.*

Cassam: I'm still not convinced on the whole horror thing. >: (

Lady Malmsteen: Well, then, Cassam. Then, I guess you won't mind giving my coffin a good scrub down.

*Then, Caromina and Amira drag Malmsteen's coffin onto the set, and Shinicia gives her a buffer and some coffin polish.*

Shinicia: Have fun, princess. ;P

Cassam: (walking over to the coffin) Alright, I'll polish the coffin. But, don't think this changes anything! (before she begins to polish it, the coffin's lid suddenly bursts open)

Calina: (wearing a very creepy mask and swinging a fake butcher knife at Cassam) RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :fight:

Cassam: HOLY SHORTBREAD!!!! (throws the cleaning supplies in the air and runs away) MOMMY!!!!!!!!!! :sprint:

Qittaswells + Audience: (laughing)

Kiara: Good one, Calina! I didn't you had it in you! ;)

Calina: (removing her mask) Well, I can be full of surprises. :blushes:

Kiara: Ha ha! Hey, listen, we're gonna take a quick commercial break, but when we come back, we're gonna one more stunt with our guests from Petsylvania, and we'll wrap things up by taking a crack at the world's biggest piñata! So, stick around, and don't miss a thing! If you don't, YOU WILL BE CURSED FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :evillaugh:

*Then, the audience cheers as the show fades out for the next commercial break.*

Bumper Announcer: The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em will be right back, so be sure to shimmy on back here!

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Commercial #4: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjMGc8…

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Bumper Announcer: Grab your turban, and get on your flying carpet! The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em is back!

*The show fades back in, and the Qittaswell Sisters have one more stunt to perform with the Petsylvanian citizens.*

Kiara: Welcome back, everyone! Now, we have one final stunt to perform with these beastly Petsylvanians before we head to the Wall Bazaar. ;) It's tradition at most Halloween to bob for apples, where a bunch of apples are floating in a tub full of water, and you gotta fish 'em out with just your mouth. ;) Only here, we replaced the apples with body parts, and the water with slime. ;)

Alilah: Yup. So, what our guests have to do is, using just their mouths, fish out as many body parts as you can. Whoever has the most wins a token to go to the Wall Bazaar. And, the loser has to go to the Pie Caravan. All clear? ;)

Contestants: :nod:

Kiara: Alright, let's meet our monstrous contestants for tonight. ;) (turns to the first contestant, who was a male jackal mummy) Hello, sir. What's YOUR name?

Jackal: Anubis, ma'am. But, you can call me Nuby. ;)

Kiara: And, what do you in Petsylvania? ;)

Nuby: I'm the undertaker for Lady Malmsteen's cemetery.

Kiara: Okay, then. ^^ (turns to the next contestant, who was a two-headed female rabbit who seems to be stitched together) And, you are?

Bunny: Hi, I'm Trish! And, this is my other half, Lexia. ^^

Lexia: (cranky) What do you want?

Kiara: Yeesh, calm down. I just wanna know what you do for a living in Petsylvania. ^^;

Trish: We work as seamstresses for Lady Malmsteen. ^^

Lexia: Why does it matter to you? You just wear that stupid harem outfit each day. With that outfit, you look like you could an extra on "Aladdin."

Kiara: Okaaaaay. ^^; (turns to the last contestant, who was a minotaur wearing a welder's apron, and a red eye patch over his left eye) And, lastly, we have...

Minotaur: Lord Molok, ma'am.

Kiara: And, what do you do for a living?

Lord Molok: I'm a blacksmith.

Kiara: Oh, cool. ^^ Now, you'll have 60 seconds to get as many body parts with only your mouth. So, shall we put set the clock for 60 seconds, please?

Editor: (putting 60 seconds on the clock)

Kiara: Thank you! Now, everyone, put your hands behind your back!

Contestants: (doing so)

Kiara: Now, on your mark... get set... GO!!!

*Then, the three monsters start using their mouths to bob for body parts in the slime, and they were having a bit of trouble getting at them. But, Molok was able to get a severed hand out of the slime, giving him a point. However, Trish and Lexia felt they had an advantage given that they had two heads, but they seemed to be having trouble cooperating with each other. Nuby started catching up by fishing out an arm and a leg (literally), but Molok seems to be getting the hang of it. Then, as time was up, Molok wins the stunt by fishing out the most body parts, with Nuby trailing behind with about four.*

Kiara: Okay, time's up! Let's see how well everyone did! (goes over to Molok's pile) Okay, Molok has... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 body parts! (goes over to Nuby's pile) Nuby has... 1,2, 3, 4 body parts! (goes over to Trish and Lexia) And, Trish and Lexia have... nothing! So, that means, Lord Molok wins!

Lord Molok: (celebrating his victory)

Sinarim: Congratulations, Lord Molok. You win a token to go to the Wall Bazaar at the end of the show! (gives Lord Molok a Qittaswell Token)

Lord Molok: Thank you very much, young lady. ^^ (heads back to his seat)

Whitniam: And, Nuby, for coming in second place, we're gonna give you a bag of candy for you to take home. Enjoy. ^^ (gives Nuby a bag of candy)

Nuby: Aw, thanks, ladies. It's been real fun! :D (heads back to his seat)

Fatima: Unfortunately, Trish. You and Lexia lost badly. I guess two heads AREN'T better than one, I'm afraid.

Trish + Lexia: (pointing at each other) IT WAS HER FAULT!!!

Amira: Well, regardless, we know where YOU TWO seem to be going. Ladies? ;)

*As Amira, Fatima, Alilah, and Arianna escort Trish and Lexia to the Pie Caravan, Kiara begins to put the last stunt for the night into action.*

Kiara: Okay, while Trish and Lexia are getting strapped into the Pie Caravan, let's conclude this horrifying show with an epic game of whacking the piñata! Bring it in, ladies! ;)

*Whitniam and Caromina begin to lower down a large piñata shaped like a Jack O'Lantern in the middle of the set.*

Kiara: And, since Lady Malmsteen is our Halloween guest of honor, we figured that SHE should be the one to smash open the piñata! Doesn't that sound like fun? ;)

Audience: (cheering in agreement)

Lady Malmsteen: Well, it seems the crowd has spoken! ;) (gets blindfolded by Jessmine as Sinarim gives her the bat for her to use) I just hope I can find it, though!

Kiara: I'm sure you'll be fine! Ready, set... GO!!!

Lady Malmsteen: (swinging the bat around blindly while trying to hit the piñata) Where is it? I know it's around here somewhere! (accidentally hits one of the cameras)

Calina: Holy cow! :O She hit the camera!

Whitniam: I never thought that was possible! :O

Lady Malmsteen: (feeling the bat on Cassam's head, and whacks her with it)

Cassam: OW!!!! (drops to the floor unconscious with stars in her eyes) Stunned 

Kiara: Uh, Malmsteen, you might wanna try turning to your left!

Lady Malmsteen: Okay. ^^; (feels around to the left until she finally feels the piñata) Maybe this is it! (swings the bat fiercely, hitting the piñata) I can feel it breaking! (continues wailing at it, but not breaking it)

Sinarim: Here, let ME help her out! (pulls out her big sword, and slashes at the piñata where Malmsteen was hitting, causing it to spill candy all over the floor)

Lady Malmsteen: (removing the blindfold) Wow! I had no idea I was so strong! :XD:

Kiara: Well, regardless of how it was opened, the point is there's lots of candy to go around! And, Lady Malmsteen, for your efforts, we're gonna give you a token to go to the Wall Bazaar in just a bit! (gives Malmsteen a Qittaswell Token) In fact, while we're all standing here, let's go there right now! ;)

Lady Malmsteen: Oh, boy! (follows Kiara to the Wall Bazaar)

Kiara: If anyone else has won a Qittaswell Token, c'mon down right now! ;)

*Then, Bessy, Bela Lagoosey, Lord Molok, Alex, and Brian (who now has his make-up removed) come down to the set to claim their prizes.*

Kiara: Okay, Lady Malmsteen, which door would you like? ;)

Lady Malmsteen: Hmmmmmm. I'll take Door #13. ^^

Kiara: Alright, then. Place your token in the slot, open the door, and see what prize you got. ^^

Lady Malmsteen: (does so, and when she opens Door #13, a pair of hands pops out to give her a Qittaswell Sisters pop art)

Kiara: Hey! A Qittaswell Sisters pop art! I'm sure you'll hang it up proudly in your castle in Petsylvania. ;)

Lady Malmsteen: Thank you, Qittaswell Sisters. ^^ I will. :D

Kiara: Ladies and gentlemen, Elizabeth Tepes Malmsteen! :w00t:

*Then, Malmsteen summons her little bat friends, and they carry her off the set as the audience applauds herself.*

Kiara: Okay, who's next?

Bessy: Me! :D

Sinarim: Right this way, ma'am. ^^ (leads Bessy to the wall) Which door would you like? ;)

Bessy: Door #7.

Sinarim: Do it! ;)

Bessy: (putting her token in the slot, opening the door, and a pair of hands pop out giving her a Qittaswell Sisters ball cap)

Sinarim: Hey! It's a Qittaswell Sisters ball cap! (puts the cap on her head) Wear it proudly. ;)

Bessy: Sweet! Thanks so much. ^^ (goes back to her seat)

Shinicia: Next, please?

Bela Lagoosey: (approaching the wall) I would like Door #18, please. ^^

Shinicia: Go right ahead. ^^

Bela Lagoosey: (putting his token in the slot, opening the door, and a hand pops out giving him a Qittaswell Sisters tote bag)

Shinicia: Well, a Qittaswell Sisters tote bag. Great for school, play, travel, and beyond. ^^ I'm sure you'll get great use outta this. :)

Bela Lagoosey: Thank you so much, ladies. ^^ (heads back to his seat)

Whitniam: Next, please. ^^

Lord Molok: (approaching the Wall Bazaar) I'd like Door #1, if you don't mind. ;)

Whitniam: Of course we don't. So, do it. ^^

Lord Molok: (putting his token in the slot, opening the door, and a hand pops out giving him a Qittaswell Sisters sipper bottle)

Whitniam: Hey! A Qittaswell Sisters sipper bottle! Good for the environment, good for the air! ;)

Lord Molok: This will be good for when I'm sweaty in my hot smith shop. ^^ Thank you. (heads back to his seat)

Jessmine: Next, please. ^^

Alex: (approaching the wall) I'd like Door #11. ^^

Jessmine: You know what to do! ;)

Alex: (putting his token in the slot, opening the door, and a pair of hands pop out giving him a Qittaswell Sisters hoodie)

Jessmine: Hey, a Qittaswell Sisters hoodie. Wear it proudly! ;)

Alex: Thanks, girls! (takes his hoodie, and heads back to his seat)

Caromina: Okay, Brian! Which door would you like?

Brian: Hmmmmmm. Door #14.

Caromina: You know what to do. ^^

Brian: (puts his token in the slot, opens the door, and a pair of hands pops out giving him some Qittaswell Sisters throw pillows)

Caromina: Hey, some Qittaswell Sisters throw pillows. They're sure to make any home look nice and spiffy. ^^

Brian: I'll give these to my daughter. I'm sure they'll make her feel better. ^^

Caromina: That's a great idea! :D

*As Brian heads back to his seat, Arianna approaches the troupe to tell them that Trish and Lexia are all strapped into the Pie Caravan.*

Arianna: Kiara! They're all ready to go!

Kiara: Okay, let's give these bunnies their just desserts. ;)

*They all head to the Pie Caravan to lay some pies onto Trish and Lexia.*

Kiara: Okay, folks. How many pies should we give them? 1, 2, 3, or 4?

Audience: FOUR!!!

Alilah: Sounds like four, as usual. ;)

Kiara: Okay! 1... 2... 3!!!! (pulls the cord, and four pies go flying into Trish and Lexia's faces)

Qittaswells + Audience: (laughing at their expense)

Trish: Well, that was fun! :D

Lexia: I hate my life. :X

Kiara: :rofl: Okay, that's all the time we have for tonight, so let's celebrate by giving out all that candy! We also wanna thank Sinarim for filling in for Malshiam, but she'll be back again next time. ^^ And, be sure to tune in next time for more belly dancing hijinks on the Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em! Bye-bye! :wave:

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*Then, as the credits roll, the Qittaswell Sisters start handing out candy samples to multiple members of the studio audience, while Jessmine tries to bring Cassam around after getting hit by the baseball bat from earlier.  Finally, we close out with the end logos.*

Kiara: The Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em was taped in front of a live audience at the New Nickelodeon Studios at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida.

THE END
Happy Halloween, my friends, and right here is the much anticipated Halloween episode of the "Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare 'Em." ;)

For this episode, the troupe has invited a couple of monsters from the kingdom of Petsylvania in honor of Halloween Horror Nights, Universal Studios' annual Halloween tribute to classic and modern horror films. And, as an added bonus, Lady Malmsteen herself shows up to be the guest of honor, with Sinthia/Sinarim as her substitute in the troupe. So, for their first stunt, the girls had a few Petsylvanian citizens team up with a few younger audience members assemble a monster from "Frankenstein," with Malmsteen's feline mummy friend, Bessy, wins the stunt. Then, as Shine/Shinicia and Ariel/Arianna tie Malmsteen up in toilet paper like a mummy, Kitty/Kiara shows everyone a taping of Allison/Alilah, Whitnee/Whitniam, and Cassidy/Cassam in Petropolis TPing someone's house on mischief night, and even got a couple of passers by to chip in. Unfortunately, the taping abruptly ended when it was revealed that the house belonged to Peg Puppy. Oops! :B

Then, after the commercial break, the girls had a few more Petsylvanian citizens shoot some werewolves with makeshift silver bullets, and then they brought Jake back to have a young teenage rhino try to identify her father whom Jake had turned into an orc via make-up effects. Of course, she lost, and was pied as a result. Then, we cut to an earlier taping of Kiara going around the park during Halloween Horror Nights asking various people what their favorite horror movie is. Which resulted in Cassam being forced to clean Malmsteen's coffin, which was actually holding Cali/Calina scaring the pants off of her before she even got to it. :XD:

After the last commercial break, the girls had the last couple of Petsylvanians (including the kingdom's blacksmith, Lord Molok ( fav.me/d5c99qq ) ) bob for body parts in tubs of slime instead of bobbing for apples. Then, Malmsteen was given the honor of whacking a giant Jack O'Lantern piñata, but had a bit of trouble trying to find it while blindfolded. Kimiko Batsu you are not, milady. But, she managed to get it open, and after giving everyone their prizes at the Wall Bazaar, the troupe starts giving out the candy to the studio audience. Once again, ending on a high note. ;)

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Good chapter John ^^