The Qittaswell Sisters' Parisian Vacation Part 4

*Later that night, the Louvre was about to close for the night. Before the doors were locked up, Whitnee, Amber, Cali, Ozzy, Maria, and Murray snuck in through the back entrance. Eventually, they made their way to the area where "Ze Mystery of Ze Catgirl" was on display, and Murray was contacted by Bentley on his binocucom.*

Bentley: "Okay, you guys! You in the Louvre?"

Murray: Affirmative, Bentley. We're right by the painting. The museum should be closing any minute, now.

Bentley: "Great! Now, get into your hiding spots, and wait for Jack's cronies to enter the museum. The rest of us are on our way to the outskirts of the city to rescue Kitty's friends. Meet us at le Paradox's hideout once you defeated the crooks."

Murray: Got it! It's time for those chumps to meet "The Murray"!

*Murray deactivates his binocucom, and rejoins the others.*

Maria: Alright, everyone. Let's get into position.

*Everyone begins to camouflage themselves just as soon as the museum was closing. Once it does, the rest of the crew was beginning to head for le Paradox's hideout.*

Bentley: Okay, Murray and the others should be getting into position right about now.

Kitty: Great. Now, Sly and I will deal with Jack and le Paradox, while Dan deals with any incoming grunts that might get in our way.

Dan: Done deal, Kitty. (tunes up his bass)

Kitty: And, meanwhile, while the bad guys are distracted, the rest of you will sneak in from behind, and rescue the others. Got it?

Everyone: (nodding in agreement)

Sly: Excellent. Now, let's get crackin'!

*Sly takes the wheel of the Cooper van, and they drive off to the outskirts of Paris to rescue Shine and the others. A few minutes later, Jack's gang has arrived in a stolen armored truck, and they park it behind the Louvre, and they get out with their equipment.*

Boulder Rhino: (annoyed) Okay, let's get this over with. (pulls out a grappling gun, and fires it at the roof)

*The criminals climb up the grappling hook, and Aero Falcon uses one of his foot claws to cut a hole in the sky-line, causing him to unlock it easily. They climb down through the sky-line, and after Cyberscorp disables the security system, they make their way to the hallway where the painting was on display.*

Gorilla Warfare: There it is.

Boulder Rhino: It's even more beautiful than I anticipated.

Redd: Well, c'mon! Let's un-hinge it, and get it back to the boss!

*As Gorilla Warfare was about to remove the painting from its display, Cali appears from her hiding spot to stop them.*

Cali: Um, excuse me. I don't think that belongs to you.

Redd: Ah, who asked you?!?

*As the others begin to reveal themselves to the crooks, they noticed that they're surrounded.*

Boulder Rhino: We've been had!

Maria: That's right, criminal scum! Now, you will pay for stealing all those valuables from this museum!

Whitnee: (drawing her sais) Yes, and it looks like you'll have pay in full, to US!!

Zapper Ram: Fat chance! You know how long it took us to steal these things?!? We're not ready to cash in, now!

Murray: Well, then, get ready to make a deposit to MY FISTS!!!!

Aero Falcon: Then, bring it on!!!

*Then, our heroes and the crooks get into a brawl. Boulder Rhino tries to give Murray a knuckle sandwich, but he activates his Fiery Fists O' Pain, and pounds and burns Boulder to a pulp and a crisp. Aero Falcon tries to divebomb Ozzy, but he sucks up some water from the drinking fountain, and spits it in his face, causing him to lose sight, and crash into the wall. As Maria was fighting with Cyberscorp, he swings his robotic axe at her left and right. But, Maria starts sustaining a high note, and starts shorting out Cyberscorp's cybernetics, causing him to be knocked unconscious. Whitnee was jumping around Gorilla Warfare so much, causing him to lose his concentration when he was throwing his grenades at her. Then, Whitnee showers GW in a thousand Kunai throwing knives, pinning him to the floor. Zapper Ram was trying to electrocute Cali with his electric powers, but she keeps dodging them easily. Then, she musters up some wind, and blows him away (literally). Then, as Redd was trying to escape with the painting, Amber spots him, and proceeds to fight him. Redd pulls out a crowbar, and starts swinging away at Amber. But, since she's dealt with scumbags like him, she dodges his swings easily. After three minutes, the crooks were defeated, and thankfully, the painting was safe.*

Amber: Phew! That was fun.

Cali: Totally.

Ozzy: (getting off the phone) I just called Interpol. They're on their way to pick up Jack's guys. So, I think we'd better am-screy, post haste!

Murray: You got it, chum! Let's go!

*Our heroes immediately leave the Louvre to rendezvous with the others. Just then, Carmelita and a ton of Interpol officers show up, and sees the crooks unconscious on the floor.*

Carmelita: FREEZE!!!! Interpol! (notices the crooks) So, these are the creeps behind all those robberies, eh? I could've sworn it was Cooper. Eh, no biggie. Take 'em away, ninos!

*Then, Carmelita's men apprehend Jack's men, and proceed to take them to jail.*

Carmelita: (looking up at the night sky) Just what're you up to, Ringtail?

*Meanwhile, at le Paradox's hideout, he was celebrating his "victory" with Jack. They were too busy with the festivities to notice that the Cooper van has pulled up by the hideout, and Kitty, Sly, and the others were getting ready to put their plan to motion.*

le Paradox: (pouring Jack a glass of champagne) Ah, Monsieur Rabbit. I knew we would be good partners in crime.

Jack: No doubt. Not only will we be rich, we'll have so much power, we'll be considered untouchable. (takes a sip of his champagne)

Kitty: (from afar) Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that, Jack.

Jack: (spits out his champagne, and quickly turns around to see Kitty, Sly, and Dan standing by the doorway)

le Paradox: Sacre bleu! It's Sly Cooper, and two other idiots!

Sly: That's right, le Paradox. I bet you're wondering how I managed to escape from Ancient Egypt.

Kitty: We'll save THAT for later, Sly. (turns to Jack and le Paradox) But, for now, we're here for our friends, you rotten rodents!

Jack: Oh, you mean... (shows Kitty Allison, Ivonne, Jessica, Fiona, Caroline, and Shine still tied up and gagged) THESE lovely ladies!

Allison, Jessica, Ivonne, Fiona, Caroline, and Shine: (muffled) Kitty! Help us!!!

Kitty: (shocked) Girls!!! I hope you haven't done anything to them, Jack!

Jack: No, I haven't. Yet. But, I will, shortly.

Dan: (enraged) Oh, that's low even for you!

le Paradox: Oh, we can do much worse, mon ami. Get them, you fools!

*Then, le Paradox's rat soldiers appear, and proceed to attack Kitty, Sly, and Dan.*

le Paradox: As soon as we leave Paris with these treasures, Jack and I will be leaving ze high life in California's lovely San Frenando Valley, and your friends will soon be sleeping with ze fishes! Attack!

*le Paradox's men start attacking, and Kitty, Sly, and Dan prepare for battle.*

Kitty: Okay, Dan. Ya think you can handle these guys yourself?

Dan: (preps his bass) I know so, Kitty.

Sly: Then, let's get those two scumbags, Kitty!

Kitty: Yes, let's.

*Then, as Dan was shooting Sonic Booms from his bass at le Paradox's soldiers, Kitty and Sly began to pursue Jack and le Paradox as they begin to escape. As they got closer to them, le Paradox draws his rapier, and Jack pulls out a Stiletto knife, and they begin to do battle with them. Sly proceeds to fight Jack, while Kitty starts battling le Paradox.*

Kitty: Why, le Paradox? Why did you steal all those treasures from the Louvre?

le Paradox: Why? WHY?!? Because I wanted to prove to the world that ze le Paradox family of thieves were ze greatest thieving legacy on ze face of Earth!

Kitty: (dumbfounded) What? Are you crazy? You didn't steal those treasures. It seems that Jack's cronies did all the real work.

le Paradox: Auch! Enough of these accusations! Now, die Katswell! (strikes his rapier at Kitty)

Kitty: (blocking it with her claws)

*While Kitty and Sly were battling Jack and le Paradox, Malmsteen, Cassidy, Kate, Gina, Remy, and Bentley sneak in through the back, and begin to untie Allison, Ivonne, Jessica, Fiona, Caroline, and Shine.*

Bentley: (blushing) Oh, uh... hello, ladies. D-d-don't worry. We're just here to rescue you. (begins undoing Fiona's bindings)

Cassidy: (untying Jessica's bindings, and undoing her gag) You alright, Jessica?

Jessica: (catching her breath) I'm fine. Thanks, Cassidy.

Ivonne: (getting her gag removed by Malmsteen) Sheesh, it's no wonder you and Jack rarely see eye to eye, Malmsteen.

Malmsteen: True. But, I still admire him, though.

Gina: Oh, looks like someone's got a crush. (continues to untie Caroline)

*Eventually, they free the hostages, and they proceed to make their escape.*

Allison: Thanks for rescuing us, you guys. ^^

Bentley: Uh... it's no problem... errrrr......

Shine: Looks like somebody's nervous.

Bentley: Look, I'm just getting over a bad break-up. Can we just get outta here?!?

Caroline: Okay, let's go!

*They begin to sneak out through the back. Back at the fight, Kitty and Sly were starting to get overpowered by their opponents.*

Jack: Why don't you two just give it up? You're both CLEARLY outmatched.

le Paradox: Besides, it's not like your pathetic friends are going anywhere soon.

Sly: (pointing behind them) Oh, really?

*Jack and le Paradox quickly turn around to see that their captives have disappeared.*

le Paradox: Sacre Bleu! Ze hostages! Zhey're gone!!!

Jack: No big deal. We can still defeat you.

Kitty: That's what YOU think.

*Then, Kitty and Sly continue battling Jack and le Paradox. After a while, they were able to bring them to their knees, and Dan was finished with dealing with le Paradox's soldiers.*

Dan: Well, I'm sure I made enough of le Paradox's soldiers pretty deaf by now.

*As Kitty and Sly were tying up Jack and le Paradox, Murray and the others return to rendezvous with the others.*

Murray: Hey, Sly! Did we miss anything?

Sly: Not much, Murray.

Kitty: I take it the painting's safe?

Whitnee: Safe and sound, Kitty. Jack's men were defeated, and Carmelita's just carted them off to jail.

Ozzy: It won't be long before she comes over here to pick up Jack and le Paradox.

le Paradox: And, we would've gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for you meddling mademoiselles!

Kitty: Yeah, that's what they all say.

*As they make their way outside, they meet up with Shine and the others, safe and secure.*

Shine: Aunt Kitty! (hugs Kitty)

Kitty: (hugging Shine back) Oh, Shine! I'm so happy you're safe!

Allison: (clears throat)

Kitty: (realizing that the others are safe too) Oh, and so are YOU girls.

Ivonne: Thank you.

Kate: (loading all the stolen treasures into a nearby truck) Well, it looks we'd better return this stolen loot to the Louvre. I'm sure the museum curators will be relieved to see them back.

Sly, Bentley, Murray, Malmsteen, Cassidy, Jessica, and Amber: (frowning as the loot was being stored)

Shine: (seeing them upset) Oh, buck up, you guys! You helped prevent the theft of one of the most valuable treasures in history. You should at least be thankful.

Sly: (getting over it) Yeah, you're right. But hey, it was really fun teaming up with you guys.

Kitty: It definitely was, Sly. We oughta do it again, some day.

Sly: Oh, totally. ^^

*Then, Sly decides to leave the minute he saw police sirens appearing in the distance.*

Sly: Uh-oh. Looks like it's time for the boys and I to split.

Murray: Yeah. I wouldn't wanna be here when Carmelita shows up.

Kitty: Okay, guys. I'll be seeing ya soon, Ringtail. (kisses Sly on the cheek)

Sly: (blushing)

*Then, Sly, Bentley, and Murray drive off in the Cooper van, and Dan and the rest of F.L.U.F.F. head over to the Louvre to return the stolen loot.*

Kate: Adieu, Kitty.

Dan: We'll be seein' ya real soon. Especially you, Mademoiselle Ortiz. ^^

Shine: Adieu, Monsieur Dogstine.

*They drive off. Then, as soon as the girls were heading back to the hotel, Carmelita and the rest of Interpol show up in hopes of arresting Sly.*

Carmelita: (getting out, and drawing her Shock Pistol) Ah, Kitty. Where's that two-timing raccoon? Has he given the slip again?!?

Kitty: Sorry, Carm. You just missed him!

Carmelita: (growling in anger)

Shine: Besides, THESE are the real criminals! (shows Carmelita Jack and le Paradox tied up) THEY'RE the ones behind the Louvre robberies!

Carmelita: (recognizing le Paradox) Hmph. le Paradox. Should've known YOU'D be behind this.

le Paradox: (not pleased to see Carmelita)

Jack: (teasingly) Friend of yours, Cyrille?

le Paradox: Oh, shut up.

Carmelita: And, as for you, Senoir Rabbit. I've got some friends back at Interpol dying to meet you. Now, let's go!

*As Carmelita's men take Jack and le Paradox into custody, Carmelita turns to Kitty and the others.*

Kitty: (yawning) We're pretty beat after those whole ordeal, Carmelita. How about you give us a police escort back to our hotel?

Carmelita: (a little hesitant, but gives in) Oh, alright. But, don't say I didn't warn you girls.

Allison: Thanks, Carm. You're really cool! (hugs Carmelita)

Carmelita:

*Then, Carmelita drives the girls back to the hotel. The next few days were pretty average. Kitty bought some souvenirs for her family, Malmsteen punched a mime in the face, and the girls took a trip to the top of the Eiffel Tower, and saw a spectacular view of the city. Finally, on Sunday, they packed up everything, and got on the first plane back to the USA, where they begin to make plans for their Qittaswell Sisters Zodiac Show.*

TO BE CONTINUED....